the following message was leaked from a not-so-private Facebook event for the Kappa Alpha Theta’s Penn State chapter detailing a contest in which sisters score points for hooking up with bros each night of the week. most points wins…

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four score and seven years ago god looked down on the green earth and noticed a lack of slut. At that moment the stars aligned, unicorns galloped through rainbows, the full moon shone down on mermaids, and YOU.. the chosen… were created. We have seen something special in you soldiers that make you worthy of being con…tenders for the thetalympics 2010. this challenge is like none ever before, a misson only the brave could attempt.

as syllabus week is approaching it seems necessary that not only will we be drinking heavily but we will actively be participating in the greatest Theta skank competition EVER. what is this competition you may ask? let us explain.

this is the epic battle of point and conquer…it doesnt matter how you achieve it, how long it lasts, or who its with….the only goal is to prevail.

the rules of the game are simple:
During syllabus week we will be having a social every night starting on sunday ending on sunday, the lineup is as follows
sun- PIKA aka ‘PIKE’
mon- KDR raiders of the night
tues-delta sigma phi
wed- SAE fresh meat
thurs- pi kappa motherfucking phi
fri-the gentlemans club – also known as THE dx
sat- the sigma alpha JEW house
sun- ..acacia…

you must aim to smooch/ bone/ give a sweet bj / or whatever your little heart desires with a guy from the assigned frat each night. this competition will both be individual and pledge class– fall 07&08 vs fall&winter 09. this is what dreams are made of.

One point will be awarded for each girl on your team that scores for the night, if the whole team gets it in your points for the night will be tripled. These results will be displayed on a poster in the AA room. If there are no witnesses, the claims will be based on trust and THETA LOVE.. no so that means no false-bones ladies.

now for the technicalities. First and foremost, the deets of this competition may not be divulged with ANYONE who is not a competitor. Meaning you cant tell a dude to hookup with you so you can get a point, this is based purely on game.The true wingman test is upon us…

also, we have decided to throw a twist in and gift each person with a GDI-Get out of jail free card. if you hook up with a gdi during the week, it will add two points to your individual score and will also be added to your team’s final score – but will not count towards tripling the score for the night. This is because we felt like being dicks and gdis are obviously inferior to us because we are better than everyone in the world so kiss our asses and suck our dicks, everyone.

And now to end on a quote from Mr. Notorious Big, “Fuck the state penn, fuck hoes at Penn State.”

there is only one thing left to say.. let the games begin.

Oh, and suck on our junk mchlaren

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i have only 2 things to say…

1) would this be so suprising to everyone if it was a frat that had sent it out?

2) let’s go to happy valley!

OMG WTF!!!!

My big brother and MLB Hall of Fame Producer Chi Duly aka Chris Dudley

“I made a living doing something I’m not good at. I also don’t have any political experience. I’d love to be your Governor though.”

Explanation: Chris Dudley is my friend. Another Chris Dudley, who had a very mediocre NBA career, is now running for Governor of Oregon.

As a DJ I grew up spoiled and connected with automatic gigs. Finally, I moved, and I’ve been needing something that simply says “yo, look, I can spin records.” I’ve been needing to do this forever, and I finally tackled the prospect of representing what I do in the booth in a relatively short time. It’s not perfect if you know what you’re listening to, slips off a time or two, but gah damn it’s hot in my house, and I needed to get this shit done!

To the folks I specifically directed here to listen to this. Thanks for coming, and let’s work together. iRock parties.

Download: 872 seconds

Friday morning, Mike and I got up at 6:30 to watch the World Cup opener, and then headed out on our way to Gainesville, Florida. Mike is headed to UF for a year for a Entrepreneurship program, and I’m driving there with him, and flying back on Friday the 19th.

We’re trying to make decent time, but also trying to check some places out n enjoy ourselves. Friday night we headed to Boise and stayed at Mike’s buddy Jose’s place. I’d never been to Boise, and I was really impressed with the scenery. Downtown was full of cool little restaurants and lounges, and as we finished dinner and beers, the nightlife started to happen. Absolutely going to be returning in the future, seemed like a very cool little city.

Fake Buffalo son

Next, we headed to Cheyenne, Wyoming… the biggest city in the state at about 50,000. We stayed at Mike’s friend Haile’s house. Haile and her dad Mike took care of us very well, and we headed out to the biggest bar in Wyoming that night, Outlaws. Shit was incredible. This bar has a capacity of about 2,000, biggest place I’ve ever been in. I have never been so completely and utterly out of my element, it was awesome. The patrons of this place live in a completely different world that I do it was crazy to see. It was all real deal cowboys and cowgirls. Belt buckles, hats, the whole thing. There was also a live cover band. Something I found really interesting was that there was no age discrimination at all. There were 20 somethings, and there were 60 year olds. Everyone was just there to party, and we stuck out like a sore thumb. The night was topped off when I saw a guy getting into a Cowboy Shuttle. I asked Haile what the hell that was, and she informed me it was a cab, except you pay what you think is fair for the ride. YES!

West Texas was BLAH. Blue skies for days tho.

Today, we grabbed breakfast at the Luxury Diner, an old boxcar turned restaurant, and headed south. Now, we’re in Lubbock in a hotel. It’s 80 degrees and there’s lightning everywhere. We’re heading to Austin, TX tomorrow, cuz we hear it’s the coolest damn place in the country. More later.

Sunset outside Lubbock

]]> http://colinlandforce.com/blog/2010/05/park-city-x-harry-os-x-brotoshoot/feed/ 0 http://colinlandforce.com/blog/2010/05/my-post-shasta-playlist/ http://colinlandforce.com/blog/2010/05/my-post-shasta-playlist/#comments Mon, 10 May 2010 04:23:09 +0000 Landforce http://colinlandforce.com/?p=276 Just about everyone I know, and everyone in this town who is cool (except Mikey, Drez, and myself) just got back from an epic weekend of partying on Lake Shasta…

Touche my friends, for you I have 19 tracks of recent shit I’ve been enjoying, and BRAND new shit from Drake, T.I., Snoop, Katy Perry, The Game, and more. Oh, and the first track on this, is a completely fuckin’ exclusive Drake – “Find Your Love” remix from a DOPE blend mixtape. Download and Share after the click.

1. Lose Your Love (Chi Duly Remix) [Intro 97.7bpm] – Drake & Coldplay
2. These Ideas – M.i
3. Miss Me (Unfinished) – Drake
4. Lemonade Kush ft. Bizzy-G5-Gi
5. Pedal to The Medal Ft Johnny Juliano – Wiz Khalifa
6. The Other Side (Feat. Cee-Lo & B.o.B) – Bruno Mars
7. Keys & A Mac – T.I.
8. OUR LITTLE SECRET – LOGGY
9. Come Back – Slim
10. Broke But Not Broken – Xtra Medium
11. One Man Show – Drake
12. Teach Me How To Dougie (Intro – Dirty) – California Swag District
13. My Camaro – Jeezy
14. California Gurls (Feat. Snoop Dogg) – Katy Perry
15. Stop The Party f. Swizz Beatz – Busta Rhymes
16. Heartbreak Hotel (Feat. Diddy) – Game
17. Not Afraid – Eminem
18. Airplanes (Part. 2) (Feat. Eminem & Hayley Williams) – B.o.B
19. Were Done – Wiz Khalifa

Download: Landforce – Post Shasta Playlist

Thursday night I fly out to Salt Lake and over to Park City, UT to spin for my dude’s concert. Propane and Logic, my good friends, have a show at “World Famous Harry O’s” on Friday night w/ Gums headlining the Big Squeeze Tour. I’ve probably DJ’d their shows 5 or so times in the last year or two. This is their first time we’re hoppin on planes! Needless to say, I’m juiced. 200+ advance tickets had been sold last week, which is a helluva start! Best part is, my gang is hoppin’ in the car and should be pulling into Park City about the same time I land. STAR*D or Die this weekend in Park City!

Shouts to Gums and especially his Manager for making this show happen!

Ok, yes, that’s a school bus. It’s cool, we bought it this winter. More about that later.

So, I’ve had the move from hell the last week. I don’t even wanna get into the whole thing. Basically, we got access to our new house on Friday the 2nd. Meanwhile, we had to be out of our old home base at noon, on Friday the 2nd. Besides moving out, we had to paint the interior, clean carpets, take down a wall we built in the garage, and get rid of 2+ years of “meh, just throw it in the garage”.Using the school bus, a U-Haul, and my dad’s truck, we almost did it. We rolled away at like 4pm on Friday. But wait, there’s more… Probably the funniest and silliest part of the move had to do with the bus. We bought this bus to turn it into a party bus, but haven’t built it yet. It is stripped, cleaned, and prepped. It’s kinda like a big U-Haul. I pulled it into the driveway, and we started loading. 2 days later, it was full, and as the picture above shows, we couldn’t get the damn thing outta the driveway. We had to tie a tow chain to the Ford, and pull it, scraping across the cement with hundreds of pounds of weight.

Now, as I mentioned, there was the 2 and a half years of “Just throw it in the garage” to deal with. In 4 trips with the full size truck, we took 3,600lbs of SHIT to the dump. Whoops.

Wall coming down:

Wall down, shit to take away:

And finally, the new house:

The new place is right next to downtown, and this bish was built in 1896. The wallpapers alone in this place are headaches in the form of interior design. It’s awesome. It seems likely it’s haunted aswell…

More on the new house soon!

-OUT!

We’re over at this dudes house with a nice set up right now and Stunna and L are putting together a track on one of Chi Duly’s beats. More video, etc to come I’m sure… Sunday nights ftw.