the following message was leaked from a not-so-private Facebook event for the Kappa Alpha Theta’s Penn State chapter detailing a contest in which sisters score points for hooking up with bros each night of the week. most points wins…
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four score and seven years ago god looked down on the green earth and noticed a lack of slut. At that moment the stars aligned, unicorns galloped through rainbows, the full moon shone down on mermaids, and YOU.. the chosen… were created. We have seen something special in you soldiers that make you worthy of being con…tenders for the thetalympics 2010. this challenge is like none ever before, a misson only the brave could attempt. Read more »
My big brother and MLB Hall of Fame Producer Chi Duly aka Chris Dudley
“I made a living doing something I’m not good at. I also don’t have any political experience. I’d love to be your Governor though.”
Explanation: Chris Dudley is my friend. Another Chris Dudley, who had a very mediocre NBA career, is now running for Governor of Oregon.
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As a DJ I grew up spoiled and connected with automatic gigs. Finally, I moved, and I’ve been needing something that simply says “yo, look, I can spin records.” I’ve been needing to do this forever, and I finally tackled the prospect of representing what I do in the booth in a relatively short time. It’s not perfect if you know what you’re listening to, slips off a time or two, but gah damn it’s hot in my house, and I needed to get this shit done!
To the folks I specifically directed here to listen to this. Thanks for coming, and let’s work together. iRock parties.
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Friday morning, Mike and I got up at 6:30 to watch the World Cup opener, and then headed out on our way to Gainesville, Florida. Mike is headed to UF for a year for a Entrepreneurship program, and I’m driving there with him, and flying back on Friday the 19th.
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