This day has been filled with tweets and facebook updates about the best boyfriends in the world, super cute gifts, beautiful flowers, and other shit that makes me sick to the stomach. As my guy @ChiDuly eloquently put it, “I am so bummed I don’t have someone special in my life to report to every hour, consult with before making any plans, and cuddle with 35 hours a week.” Well said my friend, well said.
I could write a book (but will settle for a later blog post) about why I am not, and will not, be in a relationship for a very long time. Here’s a few quick reasons:
- At the very best, you will only ever have 1 relationship that doesn’t fail. Every other one, and likely the one you’re in right now, will go down in flames.
- There’s more important shit to do than cuddle and watch Sex and The City re runs. No really, there is.
- I never want my happiness(long term and circumstantial) to be dependent on someone else. Oh, you’re not dependent? Well, you should know he’s cheating on you and has been for months. Now how do you feel?
- I like to party.
I’m certainly going to be writing more about this soon… n for the record, you should know that yes, even I gave a young woman flowers in observation of Valentine’s day. I spent like 5 stacks on em too. 4 shoooo.
Ice in my veins, blood in my eyes.
WHAT TO DO NOW?